Has anyone ever noticed the inordinate amount of monkey references on The Dope™?
And what’s the deal with monkeys not ever being shown appreciation for evolving into us? I mean, we have Columbus Day, President’s Day, Saint Patrick’s Day, but no Monkey Evolution Appreciation Day? Come on !!
Thanks for finally noticing! I’m going to be evolving on March 29th!
By the way, I thought it was sort of amusing. He seemed so happy about announcing his birthday and just kept on doing it. I’m amazed anyone actually noticed. Innocent fun, I say. It’s not like he responded falsely to a “Please donate a kidney immediately” thread or something.
I think everyone needs a little undie unbunching. Everyone except me that is. Monkeys don’t wear undies! Eeeep eeeeeeppp!
So everybody’s upset because they wasted several seconds wishing somebody a happy birthday when it really wasn’t? Sounds like a crisis of major proportions to me.
You…you weren’t there! How dare you presume to understand the horror of the event! Words can’t express the tragedy that was the lying in the birthday thread!