You need to go to funner parties.
How do you fit four fags on a barstool?
Oh, uh, never mind.
Esprix
Esprix, you take them out of the pack, bend them a little so they won’t roll, and set them down. (I have to admit though, I never understood why people think this joke is funny. Afer all. it advocates cruelty to cigarettes)
As a birthday gift for airdisc?
Nah, he needs the family sized Clue pak.
“Now with more clues for those who really need them!!”
That should make everything smell nice (not to mention, keep out the moths).