Which is scary, because the only water I have in the house in the fish bowl :eek:
Good morning, sunshine!
My Dutch ploy didn’t work, damnit.
Oh, well, back to the drawing board.
I do like the word draadmoordenaar though. That’s a pretty kick ass word.
I have meetings all day today. I guess I would prefer that this thread not die while I am away. I would like to be there for the last rights.
You mean the last rites, right?
No he meant the last writes.
Duh!
Listen, y’all, I’ve been thinking (no wisecracks, okay).
I’ve been thinking about why the mods haven’t closed this thread yet.
I’ve come to the conclusion they’re monitoring who posts to this thread and taking names.
There will be repercussions.
So my best advice to all of you is DO NOT POST HERE AGAIN.*
I’m just sayin’ is all.
- And you don’t have to come here and thank me for warning you to stay away.
Oh, I don’t? Well, that’s a load off my shoulders.
Wisenheimer.*
- German for “smartass” and “I win the thread.”
Hitler!
Guys, serious question:
What’s the evolutionary advantage of bacon salt and how does it relate to so-called anthropogenic global warming?
Not serious answer: apples.
Methane.
Hey, how many #'s of bacon in an average pig?
LOUNE, An Gadaí, control-z, fisha, did y’all not read post # 266?
I warned youse.
Crap! A usage error. Shut this down, now!
Sing-a-long time!
This is the thread that never ends /
It goes on and on my friends /
Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was /
And they’ll continue singing it forever just because…
This is all entirely too silly. I won’t be standing for that! We’ll be shutting this thread down now.
I would just like to come forward, since no one else has mentioned it, to say that of course my ghost story up above came from an auto-generator. I actually just read it for the first time and marveled at the last sentence.
Brilliant!
Well, there’s a tea of them…nary a body was found?
Once again the night crew checks in.
Look everyone. This is just silly. There’s no point to this, and no one is going to get a custom title Thread Killer or anything. The joke has gotten stale. Let’s just all back away now.
It can be done! Just verbally promise to not post in this thread again.
Okay. I promise.
Crap, that makes my promise null and void.