Call me ThreadKiller(TM)!

Sign language?

Clicks and grunts?

grunts

Peons.

Just don’t pee on me.

Que?

I said “don’t pee on me”.

O.

Now you’re just being weak.

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Stop that!

That’s much too silly!

You’re still here?

Nope.

Good. I’m not going to be here either.

Toodle loo, long day tomorrow. I’ll be back just in time to put this thread out of it’s misery.

Sweet dreams!

All right, the MMP always seems to slow down on the weekend. I think we have a good shot of outrunning it by Monday if we keep this pace up.

Jr. Mod Note: I will be away from the internet all weekend, thank Og, so you guys will ahve to pull up my slack.

Sorry I missed all the fun, but the thread survived for another night. Who is keeping the bedside vigil?

SSG Schwartz

That’s me. My wife is in Taiwan until tomorrow, I have no friends and I couldn’t play golf this weekend. (Sobs.) All the hope I have left in this world is for a tiny bit of minor recognition as the Thread Killer. (tears slide down the cheeks)

But no, sadly even that little microscopic consolation is being denied to me by those terrible bullies who only out for personal glory. (More sobs.)

Will not someone think of the kids? (breaks down in uncontrollable weeping)

walks into thread

yawns

scratches self

stamps timecard

yawns again

When do we get paid for this?

:: nudges ToS ::

Look, :rolleyes: .

TokyoPlayer is whining about having no friends again.

darn. Talk about going downhill.