Call me ThreadKiller(TM)!

Three hundred and first post bitch!

Seriously guys, let it die.

I’m trying.

You think you’re trying??

I am not

I showed you guys a way to let it die in post # 266, but did anybody listen?

An, there’s one other sure way.

Think.

I’d kill to start a non-MMP thread that went on for 7 pages. When this thing finally dies, An Gadaí will be found curled up in the fetal position, sobbing, and listening to Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s Gone) by Cinderella.

Fact fans, the An in my name means “The”. I’m The Thief in Irish. It is pronounced “on”. “on gawdee”. So der.

On top of being dumb, I didn’t want to have to reproduce the “í” in your last name and was just being too lazy to copy from the “reply w/ quote” area. Sorry.

Has Contrition Killed the Internet Thread?

After long thought, Youtube gave me the inspiration to kill this thread:

J00 muzt r3plie to th1s thraad SEX times before tomorrow, or teh bl00dy gh0zt of Cecil Past will come and haunt your keyboard for3v3r and j00 will haev VERY BAD GAS!!!11

Get a rope.

How long does it have to be?

Seriously what’s the crack with that? They post on youtube comments as if they’re forwarded emails. “In 1834 a girl called Julia was murdered, now she haunts youtube, forward this to ten people or you’ll d1e.”

I’ve never seen that. I should pay more attention to the comments now.

I just read the articles.

The pictures are nice.

This is going to take a while, isn’t it?

please hold, your post is important to us.

::Presses “0” maniacally.::

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