Cecil indicates
“In the end, it seems that you are the one guilty of making unwarranted assumptions. You assumed I played a made-up question for kicks and that I didn’t know what I was talking about. Neither of these, I can assure you, is what anyone would call a “safe assumption.””
She also assumed that “everyone knows that semen doesn’t taste like egg whites”, but you don’t seem to have addressed that one.
Jeff