How many calories are in the average male ejaculation?

How many calories are in the average male ejaculation?
Lynne W (Windy City Chicago)

You made one big assumption in you post
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_054
You said “after all, we all know it certainly doesn’t taste like egg white”.
I must say I have never and I mean NEVER tasted/swallowed the stuff you made referenced. Next time you decided to ‘paint with a broad brush’ remember not everyone ‘certainly knows’ what you know.
Also, you might start count’en those calories while on the “JOB”. Wouldn’t want you to ‘stroke out’ while ‘strok’en, if you know what I’m say’en. {:O) :smack: