Can anybody disagree with this election position?

I heard this kind-of-funny bit on the radio about the best way to hand-evaluate the punch ballots, and determine the voters’ intent.

If the ballot has:

hanging chads - certainly the Republicans are the capital-punishment party. So “hanging” chads go to Bush.

swinging chads - Bill Clinton is a Democrat. 'Nuff said. “Swinging” chads go to Gore.

pregnant chads - Here it gets dicey. Pregnant chads go to Gore only if the pregnant chad in question reserves its right to obtain an abortion.