Besides abstaining from orgasm for a prolonged period of time in order to build up pressure and accumulate volume, is there anything a male can do to increase the velocity, volume, and/or total distance traveled of his ejaculatory emission?
I’ve already determined that, ignoring wind resistance, holding the penis at a 45 degree angle will maximize the range of the expulsion in the horizontal plane-
Beyond doing this, are there any other techniques one can use to enhance the ejaculatory projectile? I’ve heard that taking vitamin E helps, but in my experience this has no effect whatsoever.
Why don’t you jack off onto a lawnchair with weather balloons tied to it’s sides? Or better yet, why don’t you go up in a lawnchair with weather balloons tied to it’s sides and then jack off? If your quest is to become the Johnny Appleseed of sperm spreadage, it’d be a respecta… err… decen… err… good start.
Take a cue from Post #2.
At the critical moment have an assistant drive a fence post up to and against the prostrate.
If that procedure doen’t get the results you desire, nothing will.
Interesting post that #2, but particular for this thread I’d add that applying pressure similar to what you do with a gardening hose may just add a few feet also.
These threads are funny, I’m getting all giddy again. Or is that aroused?
