Can I see the Moderator Registration Agreement?

Many thanks Arnold. You ever need any peanut butter fudge let me know. Debij makes the best you ever tasted.

I owe ya.

The worst part of the moderator agreement is the provision that I have to loan them a goat for a week every year. That poor goat is just never the same afterwards…shaking for no reason, and runs away when it sees a raincoat.

It is interesting how often socks show up in ATMB.

Let me cast a different take upon the waters. While it appears that this thread is currently being read as handy asked a question about Moderator Agreements with the board, but had the hidden agenda of going off on the mods/admins about “insult” policy, I submit that it is just possible that he posed the original question and then raised the second spectre after getting several (apparently attempted) humorous parody responses, by both mods and the peanut gallery, which he interpreted as insults.

Oh yeah, sure. Like we don’t have our own goats.

They agree to know, love, and serve Me, so that they may live happily forever with Me in Paradi … oh, sorry, that’s the agreement for one of my OTHER personas.

The Great One has spoken!!!

Oh, and handy? Jill is right. While I’m sure there are exceptions, in general the likelihood of your being insulted by a moderator is in direct proportion to your having deserved it. Now get down off that horse.

Apparently, his efforts to rise to divine levels of intelligence that would rival all other forms of brainpower in the universe have given way to enough pause to allow him to post here.

May I touch the hem of your coat, O Great One?

So “Can I see the Moderator Registration Agreement” isn’t a suitable question for a forum called “About This Message Board”?

Geez.

And handy said:
“It seems on the SD sometimes moderators tend to be a little insulting to the members with immunity. Maybe it’s just me? Has anyone seen or got insulted from a moderator ever?”

…which is a little different to saying “the moderators are felchwads” or somesuch. Yeah, so it might be heading towards BBQ Pit territory, but it hasn’t crossed the border. I think handy is one of our more civilised posters, regardless of some people’s thoughts on his style.

Handy’s was a fair question, IMHO. He’s the type of guy who would have accepted a simple ‘no’ reply, and it would have saved a lot of hassle.

Sure it would.

Unfortunately, that’s not what Handy asked.

Note that the negative sentiments expressed by others in this thread didn’t begin until Handy accused the Board of allowing the Moderators to break the rules.

Learn to read between the lines.

Let’s keep this on a businesslike basis, SPOOFE.

Pending what kind of business it is he could touch a lot more than the hem of your coat.

Note to self: Riding a high horse gets attention from above.

handy rides a horse ? Wow, that’s radical, man, even for California. Like, where’d you wax it ?

Hoofs up, baby …

And Uncle Cecil being the contrarian spirit that he is, there isn’t a chance in hell that he’ll gratify my OP with a post.

:::sigh:::

On the other hand, I could always console myself thinking that He wouldn’t have manifested Himself had I not, a couple of days ago, started a thread on his contributions to the Boards.

Coincidence, you say? Ha! I think not.

This is just too much!! Handy’s thread is the first one I looked at, given that it was at the top of the posting list when I logged on. It never came to me, before posting here, to check whether the Great One had…done the rounds, so to speak (so uncharacteristic of Him, being that he usually posts but does not linger. Actually, a bit like…Well, never mind). Well, blame it on the fact that I hadn’t had my first coffee of the morning. (Yeah, that’s it: that’s as good an excuse as any other). I am hereby humbled Great Sir, I apologize profusely and I profoundly thank You for your contributions.

If any of my posts appeared as insults, I would like it to be known that denigrating handy was not my intention. handy, I hope you realize that. Perhaps the Monty Python quote was inappropriate, but I thought it was funny.

P.S. Reeder, I will keep you in mind when my fudge cravings are unsatisfied. (Teeming Millions, please don’t read too much into that statement. It is strictly related to the sugary confection.)

If there’s to be coat-touching, Cecil, may I take pictures and sell them to purchase a new server?

Coming so soon after JillGat’s post, I read that as: “May I touch the hem of your goat, O Great One?”