Can I see the Moderator Registration Agreement?

Your logic is flawed. I will attempt to correct it. If necessary, r.e.a.d. s…l…o…w…l…y…

Two givens:
1. Ed has said that he ain’t Cecil (and, in one of the later books, didn’t Cecil say that he ain’t Ed? I’ll check later)
2. Cecil never lies.

Four possible states:
A. Ed=Cecil…and lies
B. Ed[sym]¹[/sym]Cecil…and lies
C. Ed=Cecil…and tells the truth
D. Ed[sym]¹[/sym]Cecil…and tells the truth

State A is out. since it violates Given #2. State C is out since it violates Given #1.

State B violates both Given #1 and Given #2. Ed’s already said he’s not Cecil. If he’s lying about it, it means that Cecil is a liar, and that thought won’t be tolerated.

That leaves us with State D, Ed isn’t Cecil.

< Foghorn Leghorn voice >
Logic, boy! You c’n argue with me, but ya cain’t argue with logic! Ah, (ah say) Ah keep pitchin’ ‘em son, but you’re lahk th’ flu bug after th’ innocoulation: yuh ain’t catchin’!
</ Foghorn Leghorn voice >

Logician Fenris

Fenris, you don’t get my point. Cecil cannot lie. This is a given. Ed can lie, when he posts as Ed, but he cannot lie when he posts as Cecil.

Thing the first: I just wanted to post in a thread with the Master.

B.: I think the humble TubaDiva is Cecil. Ed is a sock created to throw off the dogs. Heck, he might even be a real man, but if so, he’s merely a patsy.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Fenris.

Holy crap! I just noticed something: SPOOFE seems to be getting an awful lot of special notice from the Master.

I wonder what this means?

Heh, make that special notice.

[sub]Sorry.[/sub]

It means I’m better at attracting attention from the Master than Aha ever was. :smiley:

It’s perfectly obvious - the two women were hairdressers. Just because Cecil chooses to get his hair washed in Chicago hotspots, and have a little drink while doing so…

Impossible.

TubaDiva speaks with a pronounced Georgian accent.

As the World’s Smartest Human, Cecil Adams would be, by definition, a Yankee.

And maybe he was washing his hair in the rum.

Man, does that guy know how to party or what?

Yeah, SPOOFE, you’re the best Master baiter I’ve ever seen.

I guess with a name like yours you had no choice but to watch, eh? :wink:
Oh, and Uke, I stand corrected. [sub](It just seemed to fit…)[/sub]

Cecil is a human? I thought he was God.

BTW, handy, you have the dubious recognition of being the only person ever bawled out by Cecil. Congrats!

Oh man … that’s just … that’s just … cruel.

[sub]I love it.[/sub]

Joe Torre?

Actually, Cecil called Coldfire an asshole, or something similar, a while back. Wait … here it is:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=23950

[suicidal]
Yeah, but handy’s still the only person ever, right?
[/suicidal]

Hey, Cecil - since you’re being an unusually prolific poster these days, any chance of you checking out and posted to this thread?

Your obedient humble servant,
Esprix

That seems a bit excessive, even by Uncle Cecil’s standards.

What, you don’t remember what Coldy was like, back in those days?

And seen most of it. I just forget a lot… :: sigh :::

:: ain’t got much fire left. ::::