Can the SDMB hire Guns N Roses for...

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Can the SDMB hire Guns N Roses for a remix of “Welcome to the Jungle” for use online?

Whenever you enter the BBQ PIT, the GNR remix would play. You could opt to turn it on/off.

Welcome To The PIT

Welcome to the PIT
We’ve got fun n’ flames
We got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
We are the people that can flame
Whomever you may need
If you got the post count, honey
We got your disease

In the PIT
Welcome to the PIT
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed

Welcome to the PIT
We take it post by day
If you want it you’re gonna bleed
But it’s the price you pay
And you’re a very stupid troll
That’s very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
But you won’t get them for free
In the PIT
Welcome to the PIT
Feel my, my, my burning napalm
I, I wanna hear you scream

Welcome to the PIT
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the PIT where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You’ll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me

In the PIT
Welcome to the PIT
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed

And when you’re a Mod you never
Ever want to come down, YEAH!

You know where you are
You’re in the PIT baby
You’re gonna die
In the PIT
Welcome to the PIT
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
In the PIT
Welcome to the PIT
Feel my, my, my napalm
In the PIT
Welcome to the PIT
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
In the PIT
Welcome to the PIT
Watch it bring you to your
It’ gonna bring you down-HA!

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I don’t know, do you think Axel Rose can get time off from Taco Bell?

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"Um… excuse me, Axl. Uh… we need to talk. Can you come into my office. No, no. Leave the sour cream caulk gun right where it is.

Axl, we’re gonna have to let you go. It seems that some customers are complaining about finding a little Mr. Brownstone in their chalupas. And ‘Back Off Bitch’ is not an appropriate greeting when you’re working the drive thru window. Plus, I’ve told you a hundred times that you need to pull your hair back when you’re making the food. Long, stringy red hair has been showing up in the meat bin. And finally, there’s that assault and battery charge. Axl, he was our security guard.

No hard feelings?"