What can he say if he is innocent? This is kind of an academic exercise, but let’s try:
"Ladies and gentlemen, dearest fans, I am here today to discuss some extremely serious accusations, alleging that I have committed a series of heinous, unforgivable crimes against women.
I want these allegations to be taken seriously. Sexual assault affects X million women yearly. And situations where people in positions of power use that to harm others are all too common in Hollywood.
But I also want to assure you, I did not commit these crimes, or any criminal sexual act. I am innocent of these charges.
While I believe that ones consensual intimate life is private, I feel an obligation to apologize to my fans for a series of bad choices that will come to light as we investigate these claims. I was unfaithful to my wife with several willing and legally consenting partners from 1983 to 2001. I am deeply sorry for these acts, and my wife has forgiven and reconciled with me.
I am sorry to disappoint those who have looked up to me. Please accept my apologies, and do not follow this path.
5 of the people accusing me were willing partners. The rest have never had sexual relations with me. I’ve never been alone with X, Y and Z. I do not know why they have taken this path, which is an unfortunate distraction from the many real sexual assault cases, and I ask them to please stop and to begin to tell the truth.
Unfortunately, my innocence cannot be affirmed in a court of law due to the statute of limitations. But I have worked with the Women’s Sexual Assault Network to identify and hire an independent investigator, and have committed to making that report public. I will also be working through legal mediation, in hopes that my accusers, whom I have committed no crime against, will voluntarily recant their false claims.
I recognize many people will not not accept the results of this, and some will continue to believe I am guilty. This is the nature of this type of accusations. I do not want this to become a polarizing issue. I am innocent and would like to clear my name. But I am also an old man at the end of a long career, looking forward to spending my autumn years with my family.
Thank you to my fans, my beloved wife, and my family for their support in this difficult time. Thank you to the countless people manning crisis support hotlines, running women’s shelters, and investigating sexual assault claims. Your work is needed. And thank you to all who are committed to knowing the facts before condemning an innocent man. You have made the right choice on this one; I will not disappoint you."