danceswithcats is pissed
We get it already, dude
Find a new topic
Keep calling me gimp
and these here little haikus
are gonna get nasty :mad:
Why on Earth would they
sell clown make up that can’t be
removed from the skin?!?!?!
Rules are clear, take whines
To appropriate forums
No more threadshitting.
You know the rules well
This is a formal warning
Stop it muy pronto.
Everybody else,
Cool jets, as the weathered tree,
Stands tall in long storm.
How tasty indeed
When I cook with my lover
Mushroom Alfredo
Our board has grown tense
Even here: a haiku thread!
I blame Palin
One thirty in rain
Go low into a blind curve
Did not see the truck
The pen is mighty -
More so than the sword, they say!
Bring it on, sonny. 
And get the metre right next time.
Seasons reversed here
Cherry blossom descending
But Dope is still Straight.
That’s what you want then?.
Think you are a gun-slinger?
< spits baccy on floor >
Gun-Sliger? 'Fraid not.
But Haiku master, perhaps.
Think you missed the point. :smack:
Don’t expectorate!
So boorish, so provincial -
So unhygienic. 
Originally posted by Chronos:
“what makes a haiku
is not the 5-7-5 syll-
able pattern, but”.
He posts so wisely
‘Get rid of carriage returns’
Found advice is sweet
September, golden
Under skies of summerblue.
October: waiting.
Oh, my, mp3’s
How they fill up my hard drive
Silver strings, sweet songs.
Oh, sweet irony
makes that strange malformed haiku
self-referential
I would haiku but
Trash must be set on curb now.
Autumn: season of
Mists and mellow fruitfulness.
Oh, and colds. What joy.
a cold Fall
.
.
.
after the army worm invasion
–hal(o) circles moon
meta-ku byak-ko
revised:
a cold ~F
~~~~~~~~~L
~~~~~~~~~~~L
after the armyworm invasion~
hal(o) circles moon
Byakko