Can you help me be a sex goddess?

I used to practice on myself. You guys should learn how to give yourself a BJ too. Think just how convienent it would be.

I think it’s safe to say that they all like ‘intact’ men with prehensile foreskins. :stuck_out_tongue:

[sub]I’m sorry, I’m sorry. But someone was going to make a JDT reference sooner or later…[/sub]

If I were building the perfect man, he’d be intact. Much like if a guy were building the perfect woman, she might be completely shaven 'cept for a small triangle patch in the front… but if you met the girl of your dreams and she didnt shave, you’d probably not think twice about it. =)

Omni, you are correct–the answers about what turns women on are extremely varied.

I can only speak for myself so here goes:

I prefer a guy who:
[ul]
[li]knows how to use his tongue. Everywhere. Tongues are very versatile. They can lick gently, probe, massage, caress, explore, you name it.[/li]
[li]does not focus solely on the clitoris when perfoming oral sex. That gets irritating very quickly.[/li]
[li]pays attention to all nether areas. The buttocks and related areas can be very erogenous–capitalize on that. He also has to be secure enough in his own sexuality to allow me to do the same to him.[/li]
[li]does not keep asking, “Is that good?” If it isn’t, I’ll tell you.[/li]
[li]has a larger than average member. This is personal preference. Many women will tell you that for them it doesn’t matter what kind of equipment a man carries so long as he knows how to use it. While this is mostly true, it also holds true that if you just bring top quality equipment, I can either help you learn to use it ir just use it myself and you can watch.[/li]
[li]is freshly showered. Clean is the best smell. It lets the natural aromas come through without reminding me of a National Geographic feature.[/li]
[li]can be flexible in the kinds of sex he enjoys. I want a man who can make sweet, romantic love to me first thing in the morning and then turn around and blow my mind with freaky, handcuffs/whips/candle wax/dildoes/blindfolded hardcore sex later that night.[/li]
[li]is willing to sleep in the wet spot(s). I hate doing that![/li][/ul]

There’s my list. Idealistic? Yes. But you asked!

beth, sounds like a good deal to me! So do you think you’ll be able to attend the next ChiDope? :wink:

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*Originally posted by evilbeth *
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I can’t think of a more marketable talent than this!!! :slight_smile:

I think EvilBeth hit the nail right on the head with her list.

I, in addition:

_love eye contact. I understand that sometimes this is impossible, but whenever the opportunity arises, I want that connection.

_want a reaction. Some men are just naturally quiet. This grates on me. Some women are okay with it, Im not.

_want to be touched. Touch is -so- important. This makes hands incredibly important to me. A guy with a cute ass has nothing on a guy with great hands.

_need a guy to understand that the sexual experience does NOT stop just because he’s spent. Guys who immediately looks for something else to do when they’re “done” piss me off. Lay next to me, damnit. Basque. Touch some more. Offer me a cigarette and lay next to me while we smoke or something… but dont get up and go make a sandwich.

_understand that the entire body should come into love making… Theres no part of my body that doesnt want to be touched in that situation. Its important to take advantage of the wonders of skin and pleasant nerve endings.

_would like to reitterate: Do -NOT- ask every 3 seconds if we like something. This is what gauging reactions is all about… If you were actually paying attention to us, you’d KNOW if we liked it or not.

_I personally like to hear my name occasionally… It runs a few extra shivers up my spine and is a nice touch.

Uhmmm… yeah. thats all I can think of right now.

If you will be there, I’m on my way to buy a plane ticket now!!

Have you published? I’d be very curious to see the nature of your research in this regard.

Were nontransvestite men included in the sample?

WooHoo! beth, it looks like we’ll be able to preform a double blind (both of us blindfolded ;)) case study on the pros and cons of our techniques. If we document carefully (digital video) the results may very well benefit Dopers for decades to come. We can nail down precisely what it take to be a sex goddess.

Whew, the things we do in the name of fighting ignorance…

Um, okay I’ll help.

E-mail me at stifferd_3003@yahoo.ca. LOL.

I could add this funny:

"This one actually happened at Harvard University in
October last year.
In a
biology class, the professor was discussing the high
glucose levels
found in
semen. A young female (freshman), raised her hand and
asked,

“If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot
of glucose in male
semen, as in sugar?”

“That’s correct.” responded the professor, going on to
add much
statistical
data.

Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked,
“Then why doesn’t
it
taste sweet?”

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out
laughing, the poor
girl
turned bright red and as she realised exactly what she
had
inadvertently
said (or rather implied), she picked up her books
without a word and
walked
out of the class, and never returned.

However, as she was going out of the door, the
professor’s reply was a
classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her
question, “It doesn’t
taste
sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the
tip of your
tongue and
not in the back of your throat!”

Eh- it’s past midnight- inhibitions left at the door and no one here knows me, anyway. (Right?)

I really can’t add anything to the “plus” column that hasn’t already been said. Enthusiasm, tongue, etc. And the “minus” column is pretty much just no teeth.

With that in mind, hearken near, young children, and I shall tell ye a story of a time where I almost identified with John Wayne Bobbitt.

My girlfriend’s parents were visiting. We went upstairs to get something- I can’t recall what- and she spontaneously decided that that was the best time for a BJ. Thrill of being caught, I suppose. Down came the pants, and away she went, until we heard the creak of someone stepping on the stairs.

Her eyes grew wide in shock, and she reflexively tried to close her mouth, forgetting that there was something already inside. Fortunately, the teeth marks left no scar, and I managed to suppress my scream.

Thus, being scraped by teeth isn’t that much of a turn-on for me. It’s a reminder that things could be much, MUCH worse.

All in the name of science…

Hey, so what happened next?

What happened next?

I yanked my pants back up, keenly aware not to catch myself in my zipper, and prayed my face wasn’t too flushed. We both came back downstairs, and about five minutes later, I excused myself to the bathroom to make sure everything was intact.

Still are, in case any cute female Dopers wanna search for bite marks…