I suppose we should try, Little Oscar is dead:
I relish the opportunity to come up with jokes about a midget who drove the Weinermobile, but my attempts don’t cut the mustard. (Yes, I realize you aren’t supposed to call them “midgets” anymore, but I think it’s a funny word. It’s a small problem I have.)
I hope in memory of him, the nation’s weiners will be at half-mast this week.
It’s “wienie”, “wiener”, and “Wienermobile”, damn it!
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Pronunciation: p&-'tA-(")tO, -t&, dial p&-'dA-, b&-
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Not according to your source!
Wonder what they’re going to do when Mr. Whipple passes?
What else, man? TP his headstone! 
Wipe that smirk off your face.
Errmmm . . . when I read the thread title I thought “Weinie Whistle” was another term for “skin flute” . . . never mind . . . :o
Gee whiz, I wish I could find my genuine Wienie whistle!!! I loved to whip it out!