Can you tell me the Purple Ping Pong Ball Joke?

I read the purple ping pong ball joke here probably more then a year ago. Does anyone know it? I NEEEED this joke! :slight_smile: I know the jist of it but I would like it word for word as I am a horrible joke teller. :slight_smile:

This one?

If that’s the one, then shoot me now!

Shaggy ping pong ball stories suck big time.