Chuck Norris allowed Mr Rogers to win The Ultimate Showdown, but only because Chuck thought it would be funnier.
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Chuck Norris can give his girlfriend an orgasm without taking her clothes off.
Wait, no, that’s me. 
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How many times has he done this to you?
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How many times has he done this to you?
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Once. Anything more would have caused Hostile Dialect severe physical and mental trauma.
Wedding proposal that should have worked: I love you like Chuck Norris loves to break stuff.