Condoleezza Rice.
Good idea. I haven’t conducted one of those yet. Would you mind taking over for me on that? I’ll post the collection of names I have up to now and you can take it from there, if you will. Besides, you’ve contributed at least 1/3 of the 80+ names so far! 
This has been the biggest and quickest response to one of these threads I’ve started, and I’m feeling a combination of thrilled and overwhelmed.
I’m not sure if this is considered kicking someone when they are down but her name hasn’t been listed in this thread before.
She has a long history of viciously shredding people who have lived on fruit and ice water for months without even a forkful of chicken just because she doesn’t like how their clothes look on them…
Joan Rivers.
She’s been mentioned more than once, so her place in the Pantheon of Pathetic is assured!
Here’s the list updated:
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Candidates for Least Favorite Female Human Being
*** Politics / Political Commentary
Madeline Albright
Michelle Bachman
Jan Brewer
Barbara Bush (the old woman, not her granddaughter)
Hillary Clinton
Ann Coulter
Stephanie Cutter
Joycelyn Elders
Jane Fonda
Nancy Grace
Rachel Maddow
Michelle Malkin
Winnie Mandela
Michelle Obama
Sarah Palin
Nancy Pelosi
Janet Reno
Condoleezza Rice
Phyllis Schlafly
Lea Thompson (TV journalist)
$$$ Entertainment
Farrah Abraham
Roseanne Barr
Rhonda Byrne (author)
Miley Cyrus
Bethenny Frankel
Lady Gaga
Janeane Garofalo
Kate Gosselin
Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Anne Hathaway
Katherine Heigl
Paris Hilton
Laura Ingraham
Victoria Jackson
Kris Jenner
Kim Kardashian
Jean Kasem (Casey Kasem’s wife)
%%% Kyle’s mom
Lindsay Lohan
Jennifer Lopez
Courtney Love
Omarosa Manigault
Jenny McCarthy
Heather Mills McCartney
Heidi Montag
Rosie O’Donnell
Yoko Ono
Gwyneth Paltrow
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
Joan Rivers
Laura Schlessinger
Judith “Judge Judy” Sheindlin
Britney Spears
Kristen Stewart
V. Stiviano
Taylor Swift
Oprah Winfrey
Gail Zappa
“In The News”
Beverly Allitt
Casey Anthony
Lorena Bobbitt
Charlene Gallego
Gina Hancock
Karla Homolka
Katherine Knight
Susan Smith
Nadya (Octomom) Suleman
Marybeth Tinning
Rosemary West
Tracey Wigginton
Andrea Yates
+++ DEAD +++
Tammy Faye Baker – dead
Elizabeth Bathory – dead
Irma Grese – dead
Leona Helmsley – Dead, yes, but likely the biggest bitch in hell.
Myra Hindley – dead
Ilse Koch – dead
Delphine LaLaurie – dead
Jiang_Qing – dead
Ayn Rand – dead
Margaret Thatcher – dead
Aileen Wuornos – dead
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Because of her smug self-righteous stance on nutrition. I wonder how many carrot sticks she eats at those state dinners and Hawaiian vacations? She’s the poster child for the the government thinking they know best how we should be running our lives.
Unless I’m missing something, Kyle’s mom isn’t a real person. Are we nominating fictional people? How about the chick in those teenage vampire fetish novels?
I was mostly funning by including Kyle’s Mom. I would expect real living people to get more of the real votes anyway.
Maybe as a separate exercise? No telling what’s on people’s minds today! 
Not a problem is you wish. But it’s really not that difficult to do.
The easiest way is to start with a list of 64 or 128 names. Rank them in some kind of plausible order - alphabetical is simple - and then pair them off. Let people vote on who they find more offensive. Count up the votes and delete the name in every pair that gets less votes (you get to cast tie breaking votes). Take the resulting list, which is half the size, and do it again. Repeat until you’re down to a single name.
But as I said, I’ll do it if you’d prefer.
I’d love your help! Thanks in advance.
If anything Yoko kept the band together for about two more years by convincing John to go in to the studio and he wouldn’t go without her. Yoko may be a raving bitch (I don’t know), but she did nothing to hasten the end of The Beatles, and probably kept them going long enough to do their best work. Even my Mom, who knows nothing of The Beatles, knows that Yoko is the woman who broke up the band as a cultural trope.
Nancy Grace. What a waste as a human being. No, that is offensive to people who are a mere waste. She is a banshee of venomous bile spewed on cable. She and her capos are a disgrace to all things decent.
Ann Coulter. Same sort of thing, but I’ve always had the impression that she might be doing performance art without regard to the political position she does it from. It’s like the Stephen Colbert persona while never making a joke.
Geez, 63 posts to get to Dr Laura? What is wrong with you people?
Of late, I have come to seriously dislike Arianna Huffington. She is not really a bad person as such, but she has taken to stumbling around in her own confusion, and her fans, what are left of them, are stumbling around as well. She just needs to fade into obscurity.
Meanwhile, I know some bitter person will nominate Sarah Silverman – for whomever that will be, I have no kind words, but I guess her name should go up there because there are people who really dislike her.
So, let me get this straight: Telling people that they should eat healthily is more offensive than, for example, telling people that they should avoid the most effective, beneficial medical advances humanity has yet developed.
How is Michelle Obama’s movement for healthy eating any different from, say, Nancy Reagan’s “Just Say No to Drugs”? Aside from the fact that that particular instance of the government knowing best how to run our lives was accompanied by actual binding federal legislation (i.e., the government actually running our lives instead of just telling us).
They have obviously not seen A Million Ways ti Die in the West.
:rolleyes:
In further fairness, Mrs. Bush has proven beyond a reasonable doubt that she had no idea how to raise a decent human being.
OTOH, at least at the moment, Malia and Natasha seem to be perfectly delightful young ladies.
Naaah. I’m cool with basic protesting of just about anything. But <shaking fist in air> for what she did to the Beatles I hope she rots in Purgatory!!!
Condoleezza Rice might be better listed under “In The News,” because Dropbox appointed her to its board, prompting a movement on the net to drop and boycott Dropbox.
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Obama Derangement Syndrome has now become Michelle Obama Derangement Syndrome.
Good point.
I nominate Nancy Reagan.
She redeemed herself in the years that followed. Among other things, she did a reality show with some other D-list celebrities, and a then-coworker who’s a lesbian told us about seeing her funeral on the LOGO channel, which is all GLBT programming. There was Vanilla Ice, Ron Jeremy, etc. right there in the front row with her family.
And I second Michele Bachmann. How did that woman ever get elected to public office?