For all those who wondered what I did with a hooker on Thursday…
What’s the largest thing you’ve ever inserted into your anus?
This just in 9:55 am MST
Masturbation and Statistics
Eutychus on the Discovery People channel?
< techchick runs faster than she ever has before >
Oh God I can’t believe I just posted that!!! 
Currently:
**I donated my Hair
Just because I can**
Post Party? No. Pity Party.
Norfolk Dopefest, take two…
Is oral sex…sex?
Dallas Dopers Dinner Details
12:17 PM
I think my kitty is going to make it!
How deep should I bury my cat?
A couple from General Questions:
What if God turned out to be
Counterfeit bills at the bank
full gas tank welding
My Belly-Button
Currently in GQ:
Spilling my guts…sorta
Kidney Stones
Butter or Margarine?
Urgent resume writing question…
4 dimensions, yes?
Transversing the Universe
Woody Allen adopts again
Down in the Ghetto?
Where does government money go?
Beanie Babies
Things you would never hear Dopers say
“45 percent of American women are single”
Eve’s Date
The Man Who Melted Jack Dann–A Frivolous Game
AND THE WINNER IS:
Sex Tag Lines
Spilling my guts . . . sort of
The world’s biggest food fight.
88?
Why does Viagra cost so much?
bullshit
Butter or Margarine?
Urgent Resume writing Question . . .
How many World Wars have there been?
That’s all for now.
each spoonful is a delightfully refreshing taste sensation that leaves any wallaby who crosses its path writhing in agony.
Most embarrassing thing your parents have ever done to you…
Unholy Lesbian Vampire Army of the Night
AND THE WINNNER IS:
How To Tell You’ve Cut A Winning Fart…
MAJOR Event you can’t miss!!!
Last night, I had a dream……
Cussing Aliens on The Simpsons
How many bruises do you have?
You know you’re really getting old when . . .
I’m lost… I’m new…
I’m back!!!
Just because I can…
I’m announcing my candidacy for president
(that one’s not funny, per se, but it does make sense.)
New Fletch movie
Hollywood can kiss my ass.
(ditto)
I’m Getting Crazy w/ the Toilet Paper
Oh Man is this ever creeping me out!!!
Genesis chapter one is clearly false and here’s proof
The latest in gun control from Australia
after this life
Marijuana legalization?
In-grown nails
anyone remember this kid’s book?
MP3
bullshit
Where does government money go?
Under an Atomic Blue Sky
Five kinds of twins
Soap and Protein
(that’s 2 kinds, you idiot! 
)
Hey, Chief Scott! (MSK)
Kill me now! I’ve just used my first smiley! (Zenster)
Idea for a book. Whadya think?
I Think My Great-Grandma Is Going To Die Very Soon
Sorry, I’d have to say
is the funniest sequential thread I have ever read.
:: tears in my eyes ::
Saw this earlier today, but had forgotten about this thread -
I’m gonna end up with a wet pussy… (matt_mcl)
the best thing for a stressful day…ok well for a woman anyway (kwiturbitchyn)
I piss myself off sometimes…
Kill Me Now! I’ve Just Used My First Smiley!
I buried my cat yesterday.
Just because I can…
My Grandpa is a Kook
So you’re gay. Who gives a rats ass?
The Man of my Dreams Finally Called!
Admit it - you missed me
and my favotire:
Design your own Reality TV show
I want to go to Cuba.
Watching the board the last couple days you knew this was gonna line up sometime.
Hey, Chief Scott
So you’re gay. Who gives a rats ass?
A wishful thought…
Gore’s daughter … wow!
Mile High Club.