Can't pass this up, more sequential threads:

Jokes you shouldn’t laugh at…but still do

Resolved: Delaware Does not Exist

Well, I thought it was good, anyways!! :stuck_out_tongue:

if you see this man…

fucking unions

(I think it’s time to have my eyes checked because I thought it actually said fucking onions at first… Boy, what a day this is going to be!)

Bye for now!! :slight_smile:

In MPSIMS:

I’m back…
Scarred by stupidity

Going to Salt Lake City in September
Someone Help Me Please!!!

And talk about a grass-roots presidential campaign:

Hey, Chief Scott
I’m announcing my candidacy for president

This is so fun; you never run out of material with this! If you’re stuck, just wait a few days and hilarious results appear out of nowhere:

From MPSIMS:

Geeks and black sneakers
We need a new sport

SDBM’s Mr Beauty, 2000! The 4 candidate are…
Amigos y Amigas!

I need animal names
The Missing Sock, Comma, Tupperware Lids

(those 4 were all in a row)

You know you’re really getting old when . . .
I’m announcing my candidacy for president

From IMHO:

What did you do in rage?
How did you chose your username?

A SUV and BMW almost collide. Whom do you laugh at first?
Mary Ann or Ginger?

Resolved: Delaware Does not Exist
Another Great Rock Band Name!

Mile High Club
The Best Movie You’ve Never Seen

What’s the worst movie you’ve ever PAID to go see?
The Q-tip orgasm

From Great Debates:

What if…
Marijuana legalization?

From General Questions:

How Do Online Movie Sites Make Money?
Rimming (sex)

Chased by Headless Chickens
Transversing the Universe

From Comments on Cecil’s Columns:

animal noises
Nonoxynol-9; the bad news

“What’s the largest thing you’ve ever inserted into your anus? Oh god…please noy my cat…” gets my vote for funniest sequential thread ever.

“As a general rule, don’t try to solve puzzles that open portals to Hell . . .”

“Fun things to do in church.”

When people get married, why do they forget their single friends?

More SEX!

As a general rule, don’t try to solve puzzles that open portals to Hell . . .
You’re going to be seeing a lot less of me.

Am I the only weird faggot left?
Anniz… lets not pretend how hot our fires burn for each other!

i feel terrible about this . . .
Welcome to my friend, tws3334.

An old skateboard, an old sail and some duct tape.
the best thing for a stressful day…ok well for a woman anyway

Yet Another Cousin
Sexual terms and lack of knowledge.

I know better, but I did it anyway…
Unusual things your teachers showed you

Ok who the hell is eating the pig’s feet?
Funny situation and ethics question

evil plot…up for grabs, use at own risk
good-bye, Duck Duck Goose

This just struck me as funny.

Filming you and your significant other…ya know…
Working out

shrugs

I’ve done a bad thing.
Calling all lawyers(or. how screwed am I?)

Would you try out for this game show?
Menstural cups.
Where the Hell has Esprix gotten to THIS time?
Human Head Found Inside Giant Cod

what’s a git?
me

Where the Hell Has Esprix Gotten to THIS Time?
Human Head Found inside Giant Cod

One for the ewwwwwww category:

Menstruation cups
licking fingers

“San Francisco Dopers, Urgent!”

followed by

“You know you really live in the Bay Area when…”

followed by

“Can’t pass this up, more sequential threads:”

Sorry Daniel, but hehe…

Mindless heat-induced wailing
Paging Danielinthewolvesden…

MPSIMS, 10:16 AM CDT, Sept 5th:

“Have you ever been called ugly?”
“So…uh…what do you look like?”

My Cat Bites!
My boobs frickin’ HURT…any advice, ladies?

Unusual things your teachers showed you
The Lost Domestic Heaven of Anthracite

Hey Eve, or anyone else that knows about movies & copyrighting
Yet another name change…

Great, Wonderful, Fantabulous NEWS!!!
Riders Rule!

Is Anybody Else annoyed by…
licking fingers

I just had a strange, silly, and maybe stupid idea.
crazy coffee

My dog only plays with me when she wants something
What’s wrong with me?!?!

“Mystery lovers, please help”
“My boobs fricking HURT…any advice ladies?”
“Oh, baby, that feels soo goooood”
“Ok, you you are in love with a friend…now what?”
“licking fingers”

Do you buy/enjoy store brand soda?
“Do not exceed reccomended dosage”

I should kill him. But he’s so CUTE!
Welcome my husband to the SDMB

This is so gross. Help me please.
looking for a joke about shit.

Spotted before the thread was moved:

MEN ! How important is it to have a Moaner? Screamer?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Oh my god!!!