Can't pass this up, more sequential threads:

Human Head Found Inside Giant Cod
Now that’s an Olympic feat!

Found in MPSIMS:

I’m drunk and

Euphumisms for vomitting…

I had to resurrect this thread for this one:

Things that annoy you (Language Pet Peeves, get 'em while there hot!)

Avoid Typos In The Subject Line, Please

Happy Thanksgiving
Cleaning up after the execution

to all you industrial engineers…
Is my girlfriend a tramp?

Happy Thanksgiving
to all you industrial engineers…

It’s true! You can live forever! All you have to do is…

The Brand Spanking New Harvey Keitel Penis Game!

I saw this one first thing this morning:

When the one you love leaves you.
Is my girlfriend a tramp?

Just something I have to get off my chest…
disturbing nipple dream

The men of the SDMB are…
The Brand Spanking New Harvey Keitel’s Penis Game

Cleaning up after the execution…
Yoda for the Dead

What I did this weekend…
Dating in the Twilight Zone

I think matt_mcl likes me…
At least there’ll be witnesses to hang the bastard

:slight_smile:

Who posts the most?
At least there’ll be witnesses to hang the bastard…

It’s beginning to look a LOT like…
Joke thread

From GQ :

Soccer Experts Only! Soccer Rules Question
Why Roman Numerals?

Sweet smelling kittens
:[sup][/sup]( In need of help Installing Floppy Drive

Can They Do This?
Jogging Anti-clockwise

From IMHO:

Somebody please explain Fight Club to me …
England football team for the future?

Who would play you in the movie based on your life?
Is it very vaguely creepy?

Should you post drunk?
I can fix the space industry!

Vampire Stuff : Why? Who cares?
Twelve Angry Men

WAY too early for …
Questions about the “game” of “Life”

and MPSIMS :

(here’s three)
I bought lard
WANTED: Male dancers/strippers
For the love of God, women, we need STRIPPERS!

I’ve had enough! I’m running for President!
Cows should not be allowed on the highway at night

This is just too strange to be true :

GQ - around 3 o’clock PDT.

Originally, Asianmagik posted the question :

Does anybody have any advice on how to keep my cat from peeing on the couch?

Directly underneath it is DJScherr’s thread :

Here is a solution

The post is actually an answer to the question … I don’t know how long it was lucky enough to actually appear right underneath the question.

Earlier this morning, I saw :

100 great things about being a gay guy
Navy/Cold War movies

What do you put in your chili?
Is it very vaguely creepy?

10116 Dopers can’t be wrong…
The Ramen Lover’s Thread!!

Sex in cars in Singapore?

So I got rear-ended this morning.

“Where do you hide your weed?”

“I searched and couldn’t find it, please help”

MPSIMS

XENA is cancelled!!!
How do I handle this?

This one just popped up in MPSIMS

“Dumbest thing said during sex”
“How do I handle this?”

How do I handle this?
Man-pickle??? MAN-PICKLE!!!