Can't pass this up, more sequential threads:

[Odieman]

Dumbest thing said during sex?
Anyone seen anything interesting on their morning commute???

[xizor]

Too classic:

You ate what?
Dietary disasters

[JuanDeCuba]

No more weddings!
Another wedding! (Gunslinger & racinchikki)

[Bottle_of_Smoke]

Friends, I give you:

Felching News
You ate WHAT?