Thank you a million times over. I saw this picture while stumbling and forgot to save it.
I’ve got you again, bastard!
It means, “well, first you’d have to find it in my baggy pants, and even then, you couldn’t touch it.”
Whoomp is the sound made when you touch something with a hammer.
It’s roughly the equivalent of “Say oops upside your head!”
Sometimes you’re the Hammer, sometimes you’re the nail.