I’m not gay, but can I still support the Homosexual Agenda? What about the “Hopmosexual Agenda?”
giggles I can’t do the gay secret handshake with a GIRL! But a sparkly agenda? I can do that! Sparkly agendas for everyone!
Tell it right, and that could be one hell of a joke.
Damnit! Foiled again by the. . . straight. . . agenda? 
If it helps at all: I’m a fat, brown haired fruit fly. I feel like that should make it ok. While I’m not one of you guys(1 too few penises), the gay club has taught me that my kind are just as welcome. I dunno. . .
You had to pay him for that setup, didn’t you?
Two queer tubbies. DUH.
I’m not paying for that. The correct set up would have been, “How fat are you, Diosa?” Then I could have really made magic. Alas.
I dunno. Even the kinkiest gay guys might find a fruit fly penis a bit too kinky.
Read the link to see what happens when scientists shave the sharp kinks off.
Fun fruit fly fact.
astro may have been deceived by DiosaBellissima’s Fat Girl Angle Shot [warning, NSFW ads there] profile pic.
Don’t get me wrong, I think he’s a fucking tool. I just feel that a smart ass remark was all the whole damn subject was worth.
Here’s a deal for Midnight… Eat all the fuck you want, I don’'t give a rat’s ass if you eat til you explode. Meanwhile mind your own fucking business about my personal shit and who I live with.
I typed that slow, for the stupid ones.
nana and poe?
Ha. See, now I know you’re just making shit up- my profile picture right now is my dog. Though. . .oh. . . my. . . GOD! The picture is from above and an angle.
Alright. You win this round.
I guess I meant your gallery picture. This one. I don’t see a picture of your dog anywhere.
Also there’s another FGAS on your site: http://diosabellissima.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/IMG_1103.jpg
So what you’re saying is he screwed the pooch?
Well, I was making a joke based on my Facebook default photo right now, because I assumed you were- you know- just making a random joke and that is what folks generally mean when they refer to someone’s profile. That said, since you’re a creeper, yes, I am indeed fat. Heck, my website has pictures of my full body, including what size I wear and how much I weigh (so my fellow fat friends can find clothes- it’s something us fat girls do). I understand that you feel like I have deceived you, but I’ve been rather up front with my fatness, despite abuse of various camera angles. Now, I’m off to cyber stalk you so I can see what a sexy beast you are.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I bet thirdname has two daddies.
I didn’t even go to her site (which is linked to in her profile) until she said something about a dog and I was wondering what she was talking about. Christ, I just stumbled on a thread where she was openly debating someone who didn’t believe she was fat. I’d be happy to remove the links if anybody is offended, but it’s too late for that.
You really thought that was an open debate, eh? Sure, that makes sense- you stumbled upon that very serious exchange and wanted to defend my fat honor, so you posted pictures showing that if anyone thinks I’m thin, it’s merely an illusion. Thank you, thirdname. You are a white knight on this board of negativity.
“Can you explain the whole of sexual relationships while hopping on one foot?” -Hillelm, slightly modified