- In this book you’ll see there are lots of Yo-Semites. They followed their great leader across the big sea to the big resort in the desert. VOTE!
It’s just like old times. I’m fondling dozens of starlets.
1: This is what women used to let me do without paying them! … Okay, most of them did want to be paid.
2: The scientists promised me that this harness I’m wearing under the suit would protect me in case I get struck by lightning. Stupid scientists …hope they’re right. Can’t trust those dumb Poindexters.
3: I guess I showed those total losers back at stupid New York Military Academy—I DO know how to salute! I never do ANYTHING wrong, losers!
And he’s still saluting wrong in that photo (and every time I’ve seen him salute).
#2 That Booger just will not fall of this finger!
- I love starlets and strippers!
- Very few people know this, but you can actually READ that.
- If you cover one eye it is only half an eclipse.
Actually, they should all say, “Village Idiot. Avoid like The Clap.”
What doesn’t he do wrong?
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Oh Ivanka, yer the onsly one who really undersnsh me, hic!
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Two dollah! Two dollah! Do I hear three? Three dollah! Who will give me four! Word of god here folks. Three dollah! Going once …
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Donald T meets Ronald McD.
This thread is as good as any other…
Caption this:
“I know it’s 2am, but that sign says you can get a Big Gulp and 2 hot dogs for three dollars!”
“Hey baby, come here often? I am the 45th AND 47th president. And the election was stolen. I think we should go back to my place.”
“Shut UP dad!”