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SHE: your cock would have to be two feet long just to reach my cunt. HE: you have a cunt? I couldn’t find it!
Hershey’s unveiling of the new Valentines chocolate bar wasn’t met with the enthusiasm it had hoped for
That is pure genius. To the OP, I’m laughing at your caption.
But I’ve got nothing. Except that trying to think of a caption has made me feel like this:
wrong thread!!!
“On alternate days they are back to back to keep an even tan. You do not want to be there on alternate days.”
Or
"If you like the one make out of chocolate, you’ll love the one made of jello. You can see the slightest earth tremor propagate through it.
Love sees perfection’s silver grace & golden shine
Life sees perfection as a trip, the finish line.
Man steps forth every day
strives for that golden ray
fearless he’s made of clay
He was made that way;
…and some say its fine…
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