From this thread: We're evacuating the planet, part ii: What sculptures shall we bring along? - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board
“This Way!”
“That’s the guy who stole my clothes!”
“Who put that there?”
“Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?”
“There’s too may bleeping snakes on this bleeping statue!”
“Next week I’m playing Catwoman”