“Is that a USB port in the back of his head?”
“I’m not sure it was worth it to become the VEEP.”
You winz the internet.
“That’s not the Oompa Loompa song?”
You, too, would be a grump
If you were standing at the rump
Of a man named Donald Trump
May God have mercy on my soul…
It would’ve been really cool if Christie’s hair slowly turned to white.
Did he say “VP” or “Valet?”
Or,
“Damn! The party TOLD me my lack of overt racism would do me in!”
“I’ll get to close the Golden Gate Bridge, right?”
Jenna said WHAT?
“Is that a USB port behind his ear?”
“Why won’t you look at me after we make love, Donald?”
“Am I the only one who smells brimstone?”
Have a look at post #21
“Because I don’t have eyes in the back of my head, Christie.”
“But you NEVER TURN AROUND!”
Christie has an amazing resemblance to Luca Brasi.
“I wish I had done more to clean up the Hudson. I may be sleeping with the fishes soon.”
“Sea-level rose unexpectedly today around the Tri-state area today. Climate change scientists seem baffled by the sudden change…”
The witch and his familiar