Poor Chris Christie. When Trump says, “You’re having meatloaf,” no one may question him, because HE IS the president, by the most enormous landslide in history, and HE IS running the show. Christie will eat meatloaf, by god! And Trump will decide if he gets to have ketchup on it! Not Christie, Trump! Fuck Chris’ diet plans!
Okay, I’m having fun here. But really, is this Trump’s idea of a fat joke?
Maybe he meant Meat Loaf, the singer?
And once again I forgot I had installed the app that substitutes cat photos for Trump. I click Two Many Cat’s link and I get . . . two cats!
Also, I too thought of the singer when I read the title.
Please let SNL mention this on Weekend update.
What a crazy article, just when you think the press can’t get any worse they redouble their efforts.
You didn’t notice the part where it was part of an on-air interview?
Do I find the singer’s name alphabetized under M for “Meat Loaf”, or under L, for “Loaf, Meat”?
Ah. I was wondering what in the world would possess Christie to tell this story. I mean, there’s letting someone piss all over you, then there’s talking about it in public. (Hmmm… maybe that’s not the best metaphor for ‘humiliating display of dominance’, in this context, but I don’t care enough to find another one.)
But the first paragraph of the link speculates it’s an intentional attempt to distract attention from the news about Christie potentially getting prosecuted in the Bridgegate affair. Makes sense. Distract attention and portray yourself as a poor powerless victim of others.
Insert your favorite shout-out from Rocky Horror here.
When dining with a friend and they insist: “You HAVE to try the linguini” I would acquiesce… When dining with Trump insisting on meatloaf… I would choose tofu and clams. That is the difference between a friend and a penis licker.
I believe Christie would greedily consume ANYTHING that’s placed in front of him, meatloaf, Meat Loaf or otherwise. You don’t get that big by being a picky eater.
Hey, some of my best friends…
This isn’t some anonymous source. Here’s the audio from the radio show where Christie tells the story: x.com
And nowhere in the article does it mention whether Meat Loaf objected.
Why did so many of us immediately jump to the singer?
Because the average age on the board is 12.
And the lyric “I would do anything for love” reminds us of Christie’s willingness to do anything for a Cabinet post. 
It looks like Trump was trying for a threesome: "‘Chris, you and I are going to have the meatloaf.’” Trump said “I’m telling you, the meatloaf is fabulous,” Even if Chris Christie refused, two out of three ain’t bad.
You mean 50. You have to be older than 50 to know who Meatloaf is.
I dont really find that forcing me to eat meatloaf, more just like someone that is used to ordering dinner for his dinner partner.
Which is really easily fixed by simply saying “I’m sure the meatloaf is terrific but i actually have a craving for the fish” or some such.
Wow, look at that, i did not have to eat meat loaf.
IT’S A MIRACLE! TOMORROW I SHALL EAT TOAST AND I SHALL CONQUER!
Just seems a silly article?
Do you not know anyone with NPD?
Yes, you can do that. But if you do that to Donald Trump, you’re not going to keep being his crony for very long.
When you work for Trump he occasionally makes you eat a bug to prove your subservience.