‘Dude. Have the meatloaf. I’m telling you, it’s fantastic. Waiter! He’ll have the meatloaf. No, no, trust me. You’ll love it. Come on, aren’t we pals? Have the meatloaf for me. It’s great. It’s the best meatloaf in the world. You’re having meatloaf.’
A well made meatloaf is very tasty.
I’m curious how the White House chefs would make one. I bet it is very good.
A man has to do what a man has to do…
I’d rather eat a bug than eat meat loaf. I HATE meat loaf.
I have eaten bugs, and Bat Out of Hell is far from my type of music.
Thank you. I’m the first to mention Meat Loaf.
Hey! I resemble that remark.
I’m a vegetarian teetotaler. If someone told me I had to try the meatloaf with a beer or liver, fava beans and a nice Chianti, I would tell them to get out of my face. Focusing on other people’s diets is beyond rude.
Yeah, it’s hard to believe he’s ever had to be forced to eat anything.
I ate watercresses,
And other such messes,
And pushed all my favorites aside.
I said to the caterers,
“No more mashed potaterers,
Just baked, and hash browned, and french fried.”
- Allan Sherman
Are you sure it isn’t Christie’s idea of a joke?
Bonus points if he feeds a forkful of it to Christie.
It sounds like a useful ploy by Trump to test the loyalty and subservience of his underlings, to find out which of them would be amenable to carrying out his special orders at some future time.
If only there could have been a performance…
The Christie Solo:
And I would do anything for Trump
I’d waddle into DC and back
I would say anything for Trump
I’d never lie to the News and that’s a fact wink wink
I’ll never forget ketchup packets at the drive-thru,
Oh no, no way
And I would do anything for Trump,
but I won’t eat that
No, no… I won’t eat that…
~enter Trump for Duet~
The Trump Part:
Will you raise me up? will you bow right down?
Will you blow everyone I say in this godforsaken town?
Will you do it all without being told?
The Christie Part:
I can do that
I can do that
The Trump Part:
Will you hold me sacred? Will you always say I’m right?
Will you write the Gospel of My Life, I’m so sick of black and white?
Can you make Kellyanne look a Little Less Old?
The Christie Part:
I can do that
Oh Oh, I can do that
The Trump Part:
Will you make me some magic to grow out my tiny hands?
Will you build a wall & burn the Reichstag with just grains of sand?
Can you give me a piggy-back ride all the way home?
*The Christie Part:
*
I can do that
I can do that
The Trump Part:
Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with Trenton Piss, if I get too hot?
Will you spread open places no one’s ever known?
The Christie Part:
I can do that
Oh Oh, I can do that
The Trump Part:
After a while you’ll forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night’s fling
And you’ll see that it’s time to move on
The Christie Part:
I won’t do that
No, I won’t do that
The Trump Part:
I know the territory, I’ve been around
It’ll all turn to dust and we’ll all fall down
You’ll be in for the penny, but not in for the ‘pound’.
The Christie Part:
I won’t do that
Oh No, I won’t do that
The Christie Solo:
Anything for Trump!
Oh, I would eat anything for Trump!
I would eat anything for Trump, but I won’t eat that
Oh No, I won’t eat that…
I think he is just about that crazy about it - I have heard it is a signature item on menus in his restaurants. Based on his mother’s recipe.
Sounds good, but unremarkable. Sort of the Calvin Coolidge of meatloaves.
Not true, I’m still 48.
Maybe you have to be older than 50 if you’re male, boys grow up more slowly and all that… 
…while women age like Kellyanne on Meth?
Yes, I would like to know too.
==eta==
Mike Wallace’s Meatloaf