Animators like to draw hot moms. Sometime’s they aren’t drawn to be attractive, but they are anyway. What are some of your favorite animated MILFs?
I’m going to ask that we concentrate on Western animation, or else we’ll get sidetracked by people saying “I know she looks like she’s 6, but actually she’s a 5000 year old scientist who’s the mother of a genetically engineered assassin” and that just makes me queasy.
Lois Griffin from Family Guy - yeah, she’s got a big nose, and an annoying voice, but there’s just something about Lois that does it for me. Last night’s episode was especially hot.
Rosa Santos from Maya & Miguel - this lovely Latina brightens my mornings of watching PBS Kids with the little ones (as does Miss Lori, but she’s not animated). Honorable mention goes to Abuelita, who’s not bad herself and probably falls into GILF territory.
Betty Rubble from The Flintstones - some people prefer Wilma, but they’re crazy. Betty is pure sex in cartoon cavewoman form.
Marge Simpson from The Simpsons - I personally don’t see it, but I know a lot of people do, and since the show’s so popular she deserves to be on the list.
Francine Smith from American Dad - I hesitated putting her on the list, but I’m not sure why. She’s definitely hot for a cartoon character, but something about her puts me off.
Can we get this back on track? I’m seeing a lot of non-mothers being posted. Some of them may have become mothers eventually, but in most cases I don’t feel like they count (i.e. I wouldn’t call Mary Jane from Spiderman a MILF even though she did eventually have a child).
It’s also worth noting that Marge Simpson is one of the few animated women to appear on the cover of Maxim (her husband, Homer, also appeared on a cover, but he’s not a mom, so he doesn’t count).