Cartoon MILFs

Sadly, I voted for Dora the Explorer’s mommy in that one, too.

Calvin’s Mom was good looking.

Dexter’s Mom.

Oh yeah! I’ll third Doctor Possible. Definitely in CMILF territory. She’s voiced by Jean Smart - even hotter! And now that I know she has a first name - hotter still!!

Mama Zappa, who watches the Kim Possible even less than I do, was confused when I mentioned my crush on Dr. Possible. I had to explain that the Dad is Professor Possible (Ph.D.) and the Mom is Doctor Possible (M.D.). No, hun, my lust for cartoon people is strictly hetero.

… has got it going on…

Thel from The Family Circus. I still remember that one panel when she was in a bikini. Hawt.

Dennis the Menace’s mom. I wouldn’t kick that out of bed.

I’ve heard rumors she’s a sperm-burping gutter slut.

She doesn’t look too bad (especially since her haircut), but the fact that she gives birth to melon-headed demonspawn is a bit off-putting.

Judy Neutron.

Beverly Binford
Who? I hear you say.

She was the Mom on the Brad Bird/Steven Spielberg caretoon Family Dog.

The pictures of her I’ve found on the internet do NOT do her justice. She l;ooked a LOT better than this in the cartoons.

Not a mention yet of Nancy’s Aunt Fritzi Ritz?!

(Mother figure, anyway. MFILF.)

The Scarlet Witch
Although whether or not she is a mother depends on which particular fictional reality you happen to be in.

Well, the Baroness has been a TV cartoon. And in the comic books, she has given birth. She counts.

Mrs X, of Nickelodeon’s The Xs.

I would do Janis, of Arlo and Janis. I’m surprised at some of the stuff they get away with - like the time their son comes down to breakfast and asks, “What are you guys smiling about?”

Lois Griffin, oh yeah !

I ALWAYS thought Calvin’s mom was cute. Not hot, but cute. Sexy, in an understated, subtle way.

Ooh! On Disney Channel’s The Raplacements, the kids have an exceptionally hot secret agent mom. Agent K.

Joe’s Wife Bonnie, from Family Guy.

Not technically a MILF just yet… But soon, SURELY!!!

Aren’t they both referred to as Doctor in the show, though? I’ve only ever heard the distinction made via Ron’s Mr Dr Possible/Mrs Dr Possible. (And is Mr Dr P actually a professor? I don’t remember any reference to him teaching.)

Mrs Dr P is definitely a cutie, though.

Mom Turner (Fairly Odd Parents) always struck me as attractive (in a slightly strange way, I grant).

She counts. They have a college age son.