What cartoon MILF would you do?

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You read the thread title and still opened it? Sicko!:wink:

You find yourself in Toontown and have an itch.
Rules are, she has to be a mom. So Betty Rubble makes the cut, Leela from Futurama doesn’t.

Marge Simpson is interesting. I’ve always wondered if the carpeting matches the drapes.

Peggy Hill is too much of a fuddy duddy to consider.

Linda Belcher from Bobs Burgers is irritating as hell. Why Bob would marry an old Jewish grandmother is beyond me.

Lois Griffin seems like a wild one. But she also is too similar looking to Bonnie Franklin who I don’t find attractive.

So my pick is Francine from American Dad. Yeah, she’s kind of a dope, but she kind of looks like a 'toon version of Ginger Lynn.

Your turn:

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Jane Jetson

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Does the witch toon in the Bewitched opening credits count?

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

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Elastigirl and Mirage

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Sarah Palin.
Not to at all diminish the wonderful thing that is adoption, but does Betty technically count as a MILF?

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Dexter’s mom had a nice big butt; you know, something you can hold onto and hit with a car antenna.

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None of them, I don’t swing that way.

I might do Calvin’s dad, if Mom is out of the picture, because he’s smart and funny. But it would have to be strictly short term, because I really don’t want to interact with Calvin in any way. I’d be too tempted to duct tape him to the wall or something.

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The shows have made clear that both Francine and Lois have very active past sex lives. So if skill counts…

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At one time I would have said Betty Rubble, but Rosie O’Donnell ruined that for me.

Definitely Elastigirl.

Jane Jetson for sure.

Minh Souphanousinphone from King of the Hill.

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Blondie Bumstead. I probably wouldn’t give up a fortune for her though, like Dagwood did.

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Annie Hughes from Iron Giant.

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Alice Mitchell.

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Betty Rubble.

Alice Mitchell (Dennis the Menace).

Elastigirl - that’s a good one.

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Oh, her too. She goes for the beatnik type though.

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She’s hot but imagine if she’s mad at you during sex. She’ll just expand her vagina so that it feels like you’re waving a wizard’s wand in a dark corridor

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Mrs. van Pelt. Nothing sexier than mysteriousness.

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This is easy; Lois. Or, if you like, “This is easy Lois.” Weird little firecracker.

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Charlie Brown’s mom. With a voice like that she just HAS to be hot!

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Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon, LaBarbara Conrad.

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Calvin’s mom, woof!