What cartoon MILF would you do?

Nitpick: Leela is the biological parent of Kiff’s babies.

And Betty Rubble is an adopted mom. Of course, they’re moms too - it just depends on what the OP’s purpose was to limiting this to moms. If it was a biological thing, then Betty Rubble wouldn’t count. If it’s any other purpose, then she would.

She’s their dad, not their mom. I think.

Maude Flanders or Luann Van Houten. Paula Small (from Home Movies).

In one episode of KOTH Enrique’s wife makes an appearance… I think her name is Yolanda (sp?) IIRC. She’s my choice.

Mom is the first word in the acronym M.I.LF!

And Betty is a mom, so she counts. Wilma too, though I think the bone in her hair is too tight. Whatta bitch!

Yes, but look at her kids. The van Pelt kids are much more spirited and intelligent, the Brown kids are just, like, browbeaten or something. Mrs. Brown has to be plain obnoxious, I think (and Lucy is surely better looking than Sally, so …)

Fritzi Ritz. She raise her niece Nancy. Who got her own comic later.

+1

Nancy refers to her as Aunt Fritzi, not mom. So no dice. Sorry.

Sluggo?

I am ashamed to admit I just spent 15 minutes trying to figure out if there’s ever been any hint that Jessica Rabbit had children.

Wouldn’t Leela count? She did accidentally give Kif the genetic material to spawn in that episode about smizmars and what-not.

If not her, then Amy?

In any event, if smizmars count, I call Amy Wong.

Sita from Sita Sings the Blues – the embodiment of womanly virtues

I did too! :smiley:

Technically Luanne from KOTH was eventually a mom, but she’s still way too young to be considered a milf. This goes back a ways but Daria’s mom **Helen **was hot and probably a demon in the sack! I’d have to agree with the OP and say Francine Smith. Everyone always lusts after Lois Griffin (which makes **Meg **being considered ugly confusing because they look identical!), but for me the fact that Lois routinely has sex with an ugly, disgusting, morbidly obese retard is too much of a turn off (I’d be less turned off if she was doing the dog!)

But Francine is a classic milf. Hot & slutty party girl becomes hot & still dirty mom (with an equally hot & slutty daughter!) I loved the episode where Haley’s husband Jeff admits that he’s been imagining Francine while he’s banging Haley. And Haley’s furious response, “I came from your favorite place, maybe you can still smell it on me!!” Don’t know how that made it past S&P! :eek:

Of course she did! She and Roger had a boy, who they named, in gratitude, after Eddie Valiant. He went on to become a famous singer-songwriter.

Cartoon dads are almost always pretty gross.

You think Haley is hot? Blech!:eek:

Of the characters mentioned in the OP: Definitely Francine. Neither Marge nor Peggy are terribly sexy; Linda is positively unsexy. Lois Griffin would theoretically be fun in the sack, but like everyone on Family Guy whose name isn’t “Chris Griffin” or “Joe Swanson’s baby daughter,” she’s repellently evil. Francine, by contrast, is exactly the right grade of bitchy.

Oh, and count me among those who think Haley’s kinda hot too. Luanne from King of the Hill was comely in her way but far too likely to need loads of emotional succoring.

Alyx Vance