Tobey Maguire for Jared Kushner
Everyone in Trump’s administration (including his kids) to be played by slime molds.
Oooff, that’s pretty good. I don’t know if Maguire can look sleazy enough, though.
I had no idea James Comey was a super tall dude until this week. He’s 6’8".
I checked out a list of tall actors and filtered out for age (or uh death) and race, and landed on John Corbett (6’4").
Did you see the movie Dinner Rush? Corbett was great in that.
Divine would’ve been interesting as Trump.
Maybe the Spiderman 3 emo Tobey?
I’d watch that. Kathy Griffith played Conway on the Make America Great-A-Thon: A President Show Special.
Even better.
I think Kevin Smith as silent Bob should play Trump. Maybe have Jay as Sessions. It could be a nice dramady like Chasing Amy.
And we need to add a new member to the cast! Who will play Rudolph Giulani? Someone who looks the part, and can hit the right note of pitiable buffoonery with a hint of ineffectual evil. It must be J.K. Simmons.
The perfect casting choice for Steve Bannon would be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Harney. You might not know him by name; he played Counselor Healy on Orange is the New Black. Does a great soft-spoken evil, but more importantly they look enough alike to be twins. If one twin was a raging alcoholic.