::: in a small, squeaky voice :::
Mother!
Minnie Driver or Jamie Lee Curtis, eh? Yeeeh boy.
::: returns to the fun squad headquarters, hoping to find herself a nice script writer :::
Unfortunately for me, you guys should be casting a young Megan Follows for my part. That would be more accurate…
Oh, and Tequilla should be played by Lucy Lawless… come on, now… everyone knew that! 
I would like to be played by that dude who played Dusty in Twister.
Well, since no one else will cast Olentzero, I’ll say we have him played by John Waters.
John Waters?! Better he play oldscratch, for certain reasons that won’t be elaborated here.
!!!
Remington Steele/James Bond playing ME??!!
I thought I was the only one with that fantasy.
I’m sure Pepper Mill would approve.
Thanks, detop!
Oh, I know the reasons. But having looked at both your pictures I can say that John Waters looks nothing like oldscratch.
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John Corrado - Robert de Niro
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You posting at me?
You posting at me?
Nobody else in this thread, you must be posting at me…
Worse comparisons could be made!
really?
No one ha yet to cast me.
Fine, fine, I guess I’m the solely animated guy in the move.
And it’s CLASSIC animation! none of this “CG” crap!
Whoa… OK, I take it back. He just has to lose the cheesy Erroll Flynn mustache, though. It’s a damn sight better than Steve Buscemi, that’s for sure.
Now I am hurt. I thought you of all people knew me Ginger. I can’t believe you could hurt me this way! Didn’t you know I can’t sing? That all my life I have hidden the shame of not being able to sing? And now you taunt me with a great singer…ouch. For that I shall now cast you!
** GingerOfTheNorth ** - **robgruver ** in a wig and without the beard of course. Why do you look like **robgruver **? You don’t I just felt like typing his name this morning. Not to mention the thought of him in a red Ginger wig sets me off in hysterical giggles. Mad monkey love to you Ginger even though you taunt my singing pain.
Sorry, Philip Seymore Hoffman is already signed to play Snooooopy
How’s about Jim Varney?
There’s a problem. He’s sorta dead.
How about Billy Bob Thornton?
The “My rage burns” threads sort of reminded me of some of his characters, especially from Friends, when he reacts to Joey saying or doing something really stupid.
I’m not sure what to make of this. And exactly how old do you think I am, Ginger?
Mel Brooks’ irascibility, not his wizened appearance.
Numpty.
I am very bad at this casting thing, but I would just like to say I would much rather play with Angie Everheart and Claudia Christian than have them play me.
Can that be arranged?
Sweet Jesus, I hope so.
Of course it can, if they are to play you, they have to spend some time with you, to know you and your mannerisms. The rest is up to you…