Coming soon, to a theatre near you – SDMB: The Motion Picture.
Starring Kelsey Grammer as tdn. Mr. Grammer put on 40 pounds for this role.
Also staring…
Sigourney Weaver as twickster. (I don’t see the resemblance, but a friend swears that’s who’ll play me in the movie version of his life, so who am I to argue?)
Directed by Stephen Spielberg in a small cameo role as Giles – who oncve had someone come up to him in the street in LA and ask if he was Spielberg. (Yes, there is a bit of a resemblance).
We wants our own trailer. Yessss, preciouss we does!
Dan Aykroyd - initially as thin SNL Dan, but slowly moving towards “wow, did he get big” older Dan…gotta work on that!
Only Jason David Frank, aka the White Ranger, could play me.
… with a small cameo by Edward Norton (or if he can’t make the shooting schedule, a younger, non-bald, goateed Anthony Edwards)
As the goddess of love resident, there is no other option for my role than Angelina Jolie. (Maddox can play Eros, if he wants. 
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As myself? I’ll say Rachel McAdams as brunette. She’s Canadian, too, which is a plus.
I get Keanu Reeves a lot. Christian Bale occassionally.
This is very hard for me, I’m rather one of a kind in looks. Size wise, we have to go with my fellow giant - Vince Vaughn. Looks wise though, I don’t know of anyone who remoted resembles me in looks.
Scarlett Johanssen, with her hair dyed brown. And specs.
The role of WOOKINPANUB which was originally cast with Mary Tyler Moore, will now be played byPat Benetar
Winona Ryder will be taking on the role of Dung Beetle.
I’ll be represented by the three-headed monster (and acting hydra) of Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Val Kilmer all rolled in one.
Seriously though, I’ve got nothing. I don’t look like anyone famous.
Really? So…
You sure you’re married?
We wants a gofer, prreciousss. A fluffer would help motivates us, she would…oh, yessss, precious…gets us in the right frame of mind that would…yessss…
Well, I admit it’s going to be a stretch for Winona, but I couldn’t think of someone small and dark-haired. Do you really look like Kelsey Grammer?
I’m at a loss, and there’s probably a reason they don’t put people who look like me in movies. But you’d need an actor with black hair and a goatee, early to mid 20s, shorter than average. If you’ve got any thoughts, pass them on. I hate not having an answer for threads like this. 
I’ve been told I look like Rick Moranis, except I’m taller and don’t wear glasses.
