Let's cast SDMB: The Motion Picture (or, who do you look like?)

I’ve never figured out who I look like.

Attitude-wise, I could maybe see a bald, bearded Zach Braff or John Krasinski, or just about any male actor from any Joss Whedon show (I exhibit traits of most of the characters), but nobody has ever said I look like anyone famous.

Emile Hirsch shall play middleman.

I’m about ten years older and about 15-20 lbs heavier, but that guy looks JUST like I did when I was 20 (he’s in better shape, but I was thin back then…)

When I watched him in The Girl Next Door, it was distracting how much he looked like me.

My wife, if she appears in this film, is a near Doppleganger of Anne Hathaway of the Princess Diary.

Scott Caan has the look, but I don’t think he has the chops to pull off the voodoo daddy!

Maybe a little.

wolf whistle Every girl crazy 'bout that sharp dressed man! :slight_smile:

Kevin Smith could play me. He’s a little tall but close enough.
This shot in particular looks close to me in the winter when I wear my Beard.

Jim

also starring Kathy Najimi as anyrose. Ms Najimi has dyed her hair a rich auburn for the role.

you look like a less kempt Brad Pitt

With Randy Quaid playing everyone’s favorite gay doper and beer swiller swampbear!

Only Bruce Willis can be Mr Bus Guy.

The physical resemblance is fleeting, yet still there. (squint)

But only Bruce can capture the combination of sublte humor, and rough and toughness that exists in the belly of my soul. (squint more, and again)

Plus, lately we have the same hairline.

That’s flattering, but they’re both way too pretty. When I saw Liberty Heights, I thought David Krumholtz looked a little like me. Actually, he did have a goatee in Ray, let’s see… This is not too bad.

I’ve been told I look like Josh Hartnett and Johnny Depp on different occasions.

Maybe Scott Lowell of Queer as Folk. http://imdb.com/name/nm0523116/ . Though he’s 10 years older then me, I think he could pull it off. :wink:

I’ve gotten James Spader a few times.

I look almost exactly like Philip Seymour Hoffman.

John Goodman with glasses.

I’ve several times been compared to Steve Buscemi. At seventeen years of age, I wasn’t sure whether to laugh, growl or take off and nuke the club from orbit. (Though it would be the only way to be sure)

Now that I’ve matured a bit (at eighteen) I’ve recently been favourably compared with Guy Pearce à la Memento. Hooray!

Looks: Sean Astin, after gaining some weight, dying an eyebrow white, and going a day without shaving and three without sleep.

Personality: Hugh Herbert, all the way.

Once upon a time, I would have picked Alyson Hannigan, but I don’t feel I look anything like her anymore. People used to say it all the time, but the more I look at the differences between us now, the gap has widened: I got fatter, our faces both matured in seperate directions, etc. I need a new look-a-like.

So, today, I would choose… hmmm… using this interesting site (which isn’t terribly accurate) to scan my several of my recent pictures… the highest hits I get back are:

#1 Marcia Cross (?! - must be the red hair and pale skin? Jeeeeze!)
#2. Calista Flockhart - (I’m thinner. No wait, that’s backwards. She’s thinner.)
#3. Tyra Banks - (…)

I always did tell my husband I was a Victoria’s Secret model while he was at work. He’d be thrilled to see my co-worker, Tyra Banks, play me on the big screen. :smiley:

Apparently, Sara Rue no longer looks like me, so we’ll go with Janeane Garofalo with her hair dyed red (and maybe an extra pound or fifty).