Cast the SDMB movie

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Tygr as played by Ben Affleck:

[sup]hic[/sup]Hey, baby. (drapes over Denise Richards) Y’wann[sup]hic[/sup] wanna wander back t’my trailer? Hey, buddy! 'nother friple martini here. [sup]hic[/sup]Staken, not shirred. (passes out on the craft services table)

Oh, lordy. The “SthrnAccent” is like hers? I was hoping I’d be close, but I had no idea HOW close. That’s fantastic. She was my main impetus for watching Law and Order. I just like to hear a true southern voice that wasn’t hatched under a tobacco leaf.

So there you go. Easy on the eyes and a true southern voice - who else to play our Abby?

:cool: [sup]-Okay.[/sup]

Now, is that the 12 Monkeys Brad Pitt? Running around twitching and sporting a wonky eye?

Or the Legends of the Fall Brad Pitt who can really only ride around on horseback in the golden afternoon sunlight?

Or him in A River Runs Through It with his [gratuitous “rod-and-reel” joke edited out for content]

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Now if this isn’t the story of my life in a nutshell. :slight_smile:

[sub]Sure Tygr, I cast you so nicely and you leave me unsatisfied?[/sub]

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Shouldn’t Cecil be played by the neighbor on Home Improvement?
And how the hell is going to play MEEEEEEEEE?

Here are some suggestions.
John Cusack (spoken for many times)
Mathew Broderick
Jack Skellington
Daffy Duck
Jerry Mathers

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I’ve always been told I look like a young Don Rickles.
Munch - who NEEDS to get a picture up on the People Page

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Oh, you!

Why, I oughtta!..

I swear, I’ll…

[sub] Mags, you bitch. It’s a good thing I love you.[/sub]

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Now THIS one I can get behind. Think, I don’t believe I ever told you that she’s my hero, did I?
You charmer, you.