I’ll be Officer O’Nemo, the stout-hearted yet dim-witted Irish cop.
Hey Jester, are we going to get back to this or what?
Can I be the judge? (Hah! None of you thought of THAT! All of you wanted to be the hokker, er, hooker with a heart of gold!)
I can be as unsexy as you want! Probably more! (Picks nose, belches) This is to counteract all the hookers.
Belch
Jester to the Doper Detective.
Jester to the Doper Detective…
::bump!::
You know that seedy little bar the PI spends all his time in? I’m the one over in the corner sipping a gin and tonic 
Do you need a Sidney Greenstreet type character?
I always kinda liked the guy. Besides, wise-cracking thug seems to be taken.