Enjoy the Master’s words!
Cecil?
Who’s Cecil?
Cecil is everywhere, my child.
…and Cecil is eveything.
I was expecting a feast for the eyes, then I read the linked thread and now I feel like somebody who’s been put on a diet and given half a rice cake for dinner.
He deigned to manifest for an infidel when there are so many Charter Members left wallowing in their ignorance? The Perfect Master is as enigmatic as he is, well, some other adjective or other.
Only through sacrifice can perfection be realized.
How dare he talk to guests OR charter members as we normal members pay more to be here he should wow us! 
If cecil’s words can help with my current predicament I may revere his existence like everyone else seems to. Until then he’s as much value to me as God, Astrology, and Scientology. I.e. little.
Verily, for the heathen need the Word Made Manifest by the Master, whilst those of us who have seen the light (and paid the $7.95) can be ministered to by the acolytes of the Perfect Master (ie mods).
Wow, guest newbie gets a response from Unca’ Cec’ on the first post, right out of the box. Not going to get many memberships that way, Cecil; what have they got to look forward to now?
Hey, look - a half quid!
The Old Man seems to turn up every 3 months or so, leave one terse post, and withdraw. Perhaps we should analyze these hen’s-teeth postings like the entrails of a sacrificial lamb.
Then again, maybe not.
Quick! Everyone try to look inteligent!
snicker I’m sorry, I found this L just sort of lying around…I think you might have dropped it? 
For the Universe is Cecil, and Cecil is the Universe.
Actually, I originally misspelled “everyone” as everone. Upon preview I decided that putting the error in “intelligent” was a bit more comedic.
Not that anyone will buy that, but it’s the honest truth. Swear on Cecils mom. 
Meine Übertragung ist gesprengt!
Suck-ups, all of you :p. I’m still trying to find something in that post to pit him about.
I wish I knew one damned thing about the Potato Famine so that I could post to that thread.
I don’t suppose “Great Potato Famine – Band Name!” would be acceptable.