It was the same town where that guy woke up in a tub of ice after having his kidney removed and that woman died from being bitten by a black widow spider in her hairdo. Look it up.
But blocks investigation into why Romney ate a puppy on live TV. The puppy was a taker not a maker anyway.
Say, how far is Somalia from Kenya? They’re all the same, anyway. 
Is it possible it happened? Sure. Did perhaps some Democrats somewhere engage in shady doings to get Obama re-elected? More than likely. But this particular scenario doesn’t seem likely.
People keep screaming “Racism!” Since when is “black” a ra–
Oh, wait. Nevermind.
Thanks for noticing.
“Gee Willikers. It’s old Mr. Romney from Bain Capital. He tried to win the election!”
“Yes…and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for you meddling (black) kids..”
And technically, Will Smith had stolen that car.
Isn’t he the one who lives in Detroit, Maine?
Or their Maine splinter group: the Black Lobsters.
The Black Orcs, their leader is Eldritch Cleaver.
AND… this would all be done by those lazy 47% taker folks who just want to sit around all day not working and collecting redistributed money!
Wouldn’t that count at the second grenade since he’s already called the GOP the “stupid party” back around the time that Norquist was calling Romney a “poopy head”.
In that case, you couldn’t touch him; T’Challa has diplomatic immunity.
Let me hazard a guess : Castle Rock, Salem’s Lot and/or Derry are the towns involved ?
Yo mama on Blackrock!
Oh and need I mention this is the party of Arnie?
Heh. Goodbye, Charlie. Maybe we’ll like you better the next time around, if you have one.
I also like the quote claiming he fields calls about “Chinese people”:
Gives me this image of some Asian looking guy stopping to buy some gas or whatever, and meanwhile all these people talking in hushed tones into their phones while staring at him with panicked expressions like he was a Martian.
“I may be racist but I’ll be damned if I lose to a bunch of slow ass white boys.”
“I may be a racist but I’m a winning racist.” Hat tip: Daffy Duck
Couldn’t decide which.
How does he play basketball every Sunday with a black guy if nobody in town knows any black people? Is he a ringer who drives up from New York every weekend?
Does mr. webster wanna comment on why the hell would someone as devlish and smart as Obama (who after all stole the election) spend the time and money to send thousands of people to small towns (where they would stand out) to a state that he had locked up already??
He won by over 100k votes, why would you even bother busing in a few hundred people with a margin like that??
my brain…it hurts…