After watching “I Want A Famous Face” on MTV, this journalist begs for cyanide!
He belongs on the SDMB!
http://www.boston.com/news/globe/living/articles/2004/03/29/famous_face_is_not_a_pretty_sight/
Rate his ranting, people!
Aahh, 82.
Goodbye uniqueness and self-acceptance, hello karaoke of the soul.
That’s a pretty good line there, Ilsa. No points for that?
Somewhere between orange and 3 1/2 key rings from me. Good subject matter, but far too long for SDMB, and where the (#$*%'s the swearing??? 
Since he didn’t refer to the Pitt-obsessed brothers as “Fuckstacking felch-lords from the eleventh circle of hell, with their ugly heads full of shit as smelly as the discarded placenta their fucked-up faces could be so easily confused with,” I give it a 72. It needed a lot more “fuck”.
jarbabyj rants better in her sleep.
Of course being married to Jennifer Aniston might help them.
Ha! I actually read this article right before openning this thread. Odd coincidence.
I would give it a 6/10. I agree with what he says, but he doesn’t mention 1920’s style death rays even once!
I give it a 7.5
Jeez…
and no one wants to look like the chick who wants ** TWIN BODY POWERED PROSTHESIS WITH DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS STEEL HOOKS**.
go figure!
sxdpeask fore myouresdelf
fucvkinmg keryboiard