As it gets colder, let’s sit down in front of the fire with our hot cocoa, cheesy poofs and a book.
Diane woke up without know where she was, but she was chained to the bed. Hovering over her near naked body was the most gorgeous hunk of man she had ever seen…
…unfortunately, he was on a movie poster. She looked around, and noticed that the window was open, the lace curtains drifting in the evening breeze…
In through the open window slowly climbed Roderigo. Je had dark hair and eyes, a light tan and a muscular physique. He lay down softly beside her and began to carress her…
Diana just knew she had to stop him, he was married to her best friend Veronica. Meanwhile, down the street Veronica was washing dishes when she calls out “Roderigo, the baby needs to have his diaper changed”…
Dammit! I’ve already explained this to all the people around here and none of them will believe me.
IT IS NOT COLD!!
(and no, I don’t have a coat so stop asking!)
The baby, on its crib, was choking on a seemingly normal pacifier that had become deadly. As it flailed its tiny limbs, and shook in convlusions, it managed to emit a tiny whimper, barely heard by Rodriego and Diana, in the throes of passion.