I did however see 3 flavors of Smirnoff Ice and some Fresca(!) in an upright cooler at a bar just last week.
Admittedly this wasn’t in the USA. But color me amazed to see one of those things, much less all four very rare birds all in one tree.
Fresca!? No Tab or Fanta??
My grandmother was partial to Squirt, a citrusy flavor pretty dang tasty when made with sugar.
As long as we’re all talking about crazy-ass snack food, I’ll admit I bought a bag of Prime Rib and Horseradish potato chips (Kroger Brand).
They were actually pretty damn good, but you could hardly eat more than a small handful at a time. Pretty overwhelming.