Aw, crud.
(my emphasis)
Traumatic experience?
Laf.
I feel the smallest discomfort that Dick C is still being gang pilloried 3 years after leaving office, but hey he didn’t have to publish the book.
It’s a refreshing dose of Extreme Politics to have Powell’s chief of staff calling Cheny’s staff “nazis” and volunteering to testify against Dick in a war crimes trial.
Great stuff. There’s nuttin’ as thrillin’ as a well-written villain, and Cheney is Dr. Evil come to life.
If he goes to Whoville but still doesnt give a fuck we are all screwed 
He doesn’t regret shooting a man in the face?
Motherfucker must have had it coming then.
It’s OK. He apologized.
The guy who got shot, I mean.
Well, now, if a guy can send a fllunky…not even go himself, send the help…down to the gate to telll the Texas Highway cops that you are indisposed at the moment, and you will try to find time in the morning to drop by the office and have these little breath tests, and such.
You can do that in Texas, then you can shoot me in the face, and I apologize to you. Sir.
In an undisclosed location.
Seeing as how a gallows is normally associated with hanging, it would have to be very specially built.
Let’s just say that some very heavy shoes are involved.
Now now, you’re all being mean to the dickster. Actually, I’d much rather read his book than, say, one by Ann Coulter or Glenn Beck. The ex-veep might actually have something to say…nasty and vile no doubt, but interesting.
There’s something kind of…refreshing about someone so openly and unabashedly execrable, like a grade “B” movie villain. Most of the other leading lights of the far right are too chickenshit to be truely evil, but the former congressman from Wyoming is the real deal. A (sorta) human Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz. He is said to be working on a book of poetry…
Unauthorized excerpt from Dick Cheney’s work-in-progress
Oh thank Christ. What a relief! I’ve been noticing all week that he seems to be doing the talk circuit; seems like every time I turn on the TV I have to flip away from that melting visage.
I was terrified that he was about to throw his hat in the ring.
I read once. Twice. Again.
I laughed. I cried. I sprang to my feet shouting “Encore! Encore!”
I took a nap, awakening much later.
According to what I’ve heard, (I won’t give that asshole a dime), he directly contradicts Bush’s account of the decision to start the Iraq invasion. Bush says he said “let’s go.” Cheney says Bush asked, “Dick, what should we do?” Cheney may be right but that doesn’t demonstrate much respect for Bush. Also, as noted, he is irked that Bush didn’t pardon Libby.
I don’t think their two families are spending Christmas and Thanksgiving together.
You’ve really got to keep up with MPSIMS threads, you know: Cheney has no pulse.
Cheney could potentially be the first person to get a heart implant. Technically, in order to have a transplant, you have to have been born with a heart in the first place.
He had one, but you need to have been given a choo-choo within your first thousand years in order for it to melt and work properly. Clearly, this did not happen.
(Everybody sing! Put one foot in front of the other…)
I always heard it was the other way around.
Apparently he praised Blair as being the US’s closest ally. Talk about damning him with praise.