Chick Help

Can someone well-versed in the way of the female help me out. My (Ex maybe, I’ll explain in a bit)Girlfriend hasn’t said hardly anything to me in the past week or so. We haven’t done anything(sexual or otherwise)to one another. She hasn’t even bothered with an “I love you”. Part of me wants to try and fix things. Part of me wants to say screw it, it’s just high school drama and date one of the other two babes I could be dating.

So, can someone tell me what are situation is? I’ve asked her what she thinks but won’t answer me.

Help please!

She crazy, man. She crazy.

I think she’s having an affair.

She does get kinda chummy with my friends. I think I might have to go ask her what the deal is. I get out of class in about an hour. High school sucks.

I think she thinks you’re having an affair.

That, or she probably misses her old glasses.

She probably does think I’m screwing around on her. I have a lot of chick friends that I like to talk to. She still talks to all her Ex-BFs though

Can you imagine being interested in someone, but not trying to talk to them for a week? Have you trieed to talk to her? I don’t mean about her not talking to you, I mean about anything? Is she avoiding you, or are you avoiding her?

This is simple little highschool stuff. It sounds to me like you might be expecting her to talk to you and you are not talking to her.

Then you mention these other “babes” you could be dating. These “babes” aren’t by chance freindly with your girlfreind are they? If they are, then I’d say you freaking stepped in it, and better luck next time.

The other “babes” I am talking about, she sometimes talks to them, and helped one of them out with Drum Major tryouts (We’re all band nerds). And Maybe-Ex and I have talked to each other but it always felt uneasy, (uneasy is the best word I can come up with.)

Yup. Definitely misses her old glasses.

Dude, she’s just not that into you.

Mmmk, thanks for the help guys. We’re done here, I guess. Thanks again.

I know it sucks, but in five years, you’ll be saying “WTF was all that?” Try to talk to her if she’s willing. If not, hell, date somebody else.

(Can you fathom how old it made me feel to realize that I was smoking a pipe as I typed that? Yikes.)

So what your saying is, while you are dating this girl, you are checking out girls that she talks to. Let me explain something to you about girls, THEY TALK TO EACH OTHER ABOUT BOYS. You are totally SOL not just with your girlfriend, but probably with these girls you think you could be dating. What kind of suave dude do you think you are that you can just swing from one girl to the next without developing a reputation. Like I said, better luck next time.

When I said talk, I meant like like a hey now and then, not 4-day convos on the phone.

You have a lot to learn about women. Imagine if one of these other girls did develop an interest in you. Who is she going to ask? Well, she notices your girlfreind seems to hang out with you alot so…first chance she gets.

On the otherhand, maybe the whole point is to break two up so she can have you to herself. Not likely but you can always dream. Girls do play games like that though.

Trust me, women talk alot more than you think, behind your back.

The other girls do have an interest in me. One tried to give me a bottle of personal lubricant today.

A flask of whiskey? You lucky dog.

But yeah. She’s probably dumped you and just hasn’t gotten round to telling you yet. I had a teenaged romance that went the same way; barely any communication for a week, followed by being unceremoniously dumped via a friend of hers at a get together. Meh.

It could be she likes you or it could be she’s torturing you. I think she’s saying “Your gonna need this lubricant for all the masterbating your going to do”. Girls do not treat guys like you nicely.

I can’t imagine a girl that likes you trying to hand you a tube of lubricant. Girls always want the upper hand, so they pretend they don’t like you but drop subtle hints, not drastic Iwanttofuckyounow hints. If they do that, they lose all control.

Your screwed, but keep us updated.

You could always start a blog where you post a lot of melodramatic poetry about it. Or are the kids not doing that anymore? I’m getting too old to keep up…

A blog? A BLOG?!?!?!?

You ungrateful, no-good whippersnapper!

When I was a boy, we dind’t have none of these stinkin’ BLOGS! None of these INTERTUUUUUUBES! None of these EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-STAMPS!

When we got unceremoniously dumped by a girl, you know what we did?

We took our bad poetry and we CARVED IT INTO OUR ARMS LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE! Then, anybody who wanted to READ it, well, they’d have to come over and they’d have to TALK to us through our long melodramatic SIGHS and our HAIR all in our FACES like NORMAL people! And they’d have to PRETEND that it didn’t sound exactly like the B-SIDE of some LEONARD COHEN RECORD!
Whaddya MEAN, what’s a RECORD?
Whaaddya MEAN, what’s a LEONARD COHEN?

I’ve HAD it! Shooo! Get off my porch before I whack ya with my cane!