Choose a song for Kerry

They played Johnny B. Goode at the Convention. What would be a good (better) song for the Democrats this year?

Go with the traditional “Happy Days Are Here Again”. Just typing it makes you cheerful!

Our baloney has a first name,
It’s K-E-R-R-Y
Our baloney has a second name,
It’s T-E-R-R-Y.
We love to sling it every day,
and when you ask us why, we’ll say,
that John and Terry have a way
of making horsecrap sound OK.

real song. :wally

Perfect. Just perfect.

Real songs? For Kerry I would pick Trigger Happy Jack by Poe- for the chorus, you see. And not to be partisan, I’d pick ** How the Mighty Have Fallen** by Adam Cohen for Bush and Loser by Beck for Nader.

Hit the road, Jack
And don’t come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Hit the road, Jack
And don’t come back no more

~Ray Charles~

I’m not worthy!


I don’t know why. It just popped into my head.

They have been using Go, Johnny, Go at events, it’s great because it works for Edwards too and unlike must campaign songs, it ROCKS!

How about “Dreamer” by Supertramp?

How about the violin solo theme from Young Frankenstein?


No, you’re not worthy.

Good idea, right movie, wrong song.

It needs to be Madeline Kahn singing Sweet Mystery of Life.


“Won’t Get Fooled Again”

I’m thinking, The Hokey Pokey.

“Who Let The Dogs Out”. Man, can’t you just see the Johns, Hillary, Bill, Al and Jimmy doing a conga line with this blasting on the PA system?

Oh MY!
I thought of this earlier and decided I would post it when I got back online.
Diogenes and I think alike.
I must be getting smarter.

They call him Flipper, Flipper
cause his opinion
flip-flops, you see
most infinitely
and we know Flipper, Flipper
wants to be PO-TUS
so he can hose us

I couldn’t help but think of “Waffle Man” from Mystery Men:

Golden Crispy!
Bad guys are history!

Also, he could bash the villains with his “griddle of justice” and force them to talk with his “truth syrup.”
Sorry, couldn’t help it.