Here’s your chance to post your suggestion for a signature quote for me! Post your choices and, and one lucky Doper will see his or her choice in my signature line. Until I get tired of it, and then I’ll pick another suggestion from the list. The winning submission will get credit, of course.
Be kind…
“Apart from being a poster with little imagination, OTTO is also a Dutch mail order company”
www dot otto dot nl
How’s that?
Coldfire
"You know how complex women are"
“runs with scissors”
Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance.
– a Celtic motto
“My name is Otto, I love to get blotto!”
from his ill-fated AA-style meeting.
Bucky
Oh, well. We can always make more killbots.
How 'bout this?
“YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE AN OTTO!”
There is a very interesting story behind this, as it was said by one o’ my college buddies whose last name happens to be Otto.
I’ll send it if you express any interest.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
Otto-EROTIC!
“You can be smart or pleasant. For years I was smart.
I recommend pleasant.”
Elwood P. Dowd
Otto is chock full of vitamins and minerals and not just for breakfast anymore!
Otto-matic…just press this little button…
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Otto otto bo-botto banana fanna fo fotto me mi mo motto OTTO!
I’m pink therefore I’m Spam
Yer pal,
Otto
Yer pal,
Satan
A little dirty, but, what the hell…
**How to drive an Otto:
…and remember, duct tape fixes all your problems, big and small.
I really Otto try and come up with my own sig line first…
I’m all Otto words.
I’m Otto here folks!
In Otto words…
And don’t forget, kids, Otto spelled backwards is ottO.
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
“I’m a god. I’m not the God–I don’t think.” --P.C.
OTTO, more than just a comic strip dog.
…send lawyers, guns, and money…
Warren ZevonLouie:
ROFLMAO
I wish my sig was that cool.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
Palindromically yours,
Otto
But where were the Spiders?
Ottomation put me Otto work.
“If you’re so pro-life, do me a favor: don’t block medical clinics, lock arms and block cemeteries.” – Bill Hicks
“Do not taunt happy fun Otto.”
Saint Eutychus H.M.S.H.
“Vanity of vanities” says the preacher, “all is vanity and a chasing after the wind …”
Disney Shorts
The Eutychus Papers
Ooh, I can make it better!
Yer pal,
The Otto-man
Yer pal,
Satan
…spelled sideways is Toot